Once upon a time, in a land far, far away called Huntington Oaks there once lived an elf named Andrew Joseph Rosenblat (that would be me). Honestly, I would prefer to be called A.J. It is definitely much easier than Andrew Joseph. I would have to say I have the most “normal” name in my family when comparing to you humans’ names. My mother’s name is Sunshine and my father’s name is Midnight. I guess what they say is true, opposites really do attract. In addition to me, I have 2 other siblings, my sister, Teardrop, and my brother, Chaos. Their names really do fit their personality. Teardrop always seems to have some sort of drama in her life; while Chaos can never sit still and is always causing some kind of mischief. Sometimes I feel left out of the loop because my siblings have names that fit them and mine is just some average human name (no offense to you humans). No matter what my name might be, I love my family and always will love for anything they do. I have a bunch of friends too who just like me are elves. They are what get me through the day. They are my backbone.
Okay, so there is a possibility that I might have lied about everything that I have just told you. Okay, so I DID lie about everything I just said. What can I say? I have a very imaginative mind. Although, I did tell you the truth about my name, I am Andrew Joseph Rosenblat. I honestly am probably one of the most outgoing people you will ever meet. I will talk to anyone that can hold a conversation. I have the best friends in the world and would not replace them for anything. The people I love even more than my friends are my family members. Family is the most important thing to me. They are the ones that, no matter what, will love me unconditionally even if I mess up really bad. I come from a big family so I have a ton of supporters.
I am currently 18 years old as a freshman in college at Illinois State University and I must say, even though it does have its ups and downs, I do love it here. I have met some great people and have shared some wonderful memories. Even though I am declared as a Mathematics/Theatre education major, a job that I would love to be able to have would be a radiologist. For those of you that do not know what a radiologist is, they are the people at the doctor’s offices and hospitals that deal with the x-rays. To me, they just have the coolest job taking pictures of people’s bones. Not to mention that they make absolute bank! For anyone that might be confused by that phrase, it means that they make a whole bunch of money. The job that I would definitely not want to have would have to be a high school English teacher. I could never be able to handle reading all of those papers. Proofreading is one thing, grading and critiquing a paper is a completely different thing. It is just not my style.
I may be very interested in the entertainment world, but there are some things that I cannot bring myself to watch or listen to. Those would include gory movies and rap/hip hop music. For instance, there is no way you will find me watching any of the Saw movies. If I am in the same room that one of the movies are playing, you will see me sitting in the corner, covering my ears, under a blanket, while closing my eyes. In the car, the radio will be on and if a Lil’ Wayne or T-Pain song comes on, I will bet you that my hand will be the first one to the seek button to turn off the song. I understand that other people might like that music (I do not understand why they would) so I am not going to sit here and completely trash it. Everyone has their own opinion and they are free to express it in whatever way they wish to. I would not advise you to try to turn that music on around me, that is all I am saying.
You know those people that talk in Internet lingo, the people that say things like, “IDK” (I don’t know) and “BRB” (be right back)? Well I would hate to admit it, but my most over used phrase would have to be “JK” which means just kidding. I know, I know, you all are probably all saying to yourself, “Really?” And as sad as it is to say, it is 100% true. Even though that is the word that I use the most, the word that I love to say and use is omnipotent. For anyone that does not know, it means all-powerful, invincible, or unstoppable. The best example I can think of right now to describe someone that is omnipotent would have to be God. Yeah, I could say some sort of super hero, but God is the only one that is truly omnipotent. There is one word that I absolutely, without a doubt cannot stand, and that word would be faggot. That word just gets under my skin and just shoots this hatred through my body.
I have yet to be out of the country. I have been to a few different states here and there but nothing was really all that special. If I could ever travel anywhere in the world, I would definitely have to choose to go to Australia. I would go there for the sole reason of being very far away from my family. Of course I love them with all my heart, but I think, just like everyone else might, you can only take so much of your family for so long. It would also be nice to go to Australia to see all of the kangaroos and joeys. I would love to organize a trip there this summer just to get the feel of it and experience being there.
I would have to say that I am a pretty organized person. If I have clutter around me then I just feel like I can’t concentrate on anything. The only thing I think about is the clutter. At my desk, everything has its place and by golly, it better be in that place or else I just feel like my day will just be completely off. Another way that I am very organized is that if I am given instructions, they must be actual directions, not just guidelines. Not just telling me to do something and expect me to know how to do it on my own. So for instance, if you ever want me to get your lunch for you, tell me exactly what you want.
Everyone has their own life goals. And everyone’s are different. Some of my ambitions are to get married and have twins. I know usually people who have twins don’t plan on having twins, it just kind of happens. But I am one of the few random people in this world that actually want to plan on having twins. I love children and just believe twins are the best type of kids to have.
Well this is me. Take me as you will. If you want to get to know me, maybe be my new friend, or if you want to just find a different blog to find, that is perfectly fine with me. No one will change me.
-A.J.
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